Venice doesn’t really do average. You’re either waking up to a quiet canal with light bouncing off old stone—or you’re stuck in a crowded tourist pocket wondering what went wrong. For a honeymoon,…

You’ve seen the TikToks of the St. Mark’s Square “mosh pit” and read the headlines about Venice’s new 2026 Access Fees. It’s enough to make you wonder: Is the dream of a private,…